Casting: DEATH ON THE NILE

Death on the Nile an Agatha Christie movie/novel

An Agatha Christie novel: One of the greatest. From pyrimids, to boats to the Nile herself, its a fantastic novel and I am going to turn it into a movie.

In 1937,  a rich young woman happens to be on a steamboat called the Karnak and one night she is murdered and it just so happens detective Hercule Poirot is aboard with the help from a friend they can solve the mystery of the Nile. The Death of the Nile.....

But wait it was a movie is what your thinking. Yes, but this website takes movies and recasts them for everyones pleasures/ enjoyments.

Agatha Christie's

DEATH ON THE NILE

                                                          ******NOT ON BOAT ********

MILTON ROCKFORD:  co-owns Pennington & Rockford,a law firm. Calls Pennington about Linnet in the middle of the journey... the with after the title and star credits

Originally: Sam Wanamaker

My choice:

James Rebhorn.

************** ON BOAT*************

MR. CHOURNEY: the manager of the Karnak. the with after the title and star credits.

Originally: I.S. Johar

My Choice:

Richard Narita. you thinking: who  is he? he is a very unknown person. was Peter Sellars son in Murder By Death.

LINNET RIDGEWAY-DOYLE: the victim;  a rich heiress that is living off her daddys fortune; a spoiled little brat.

Originally: Lois Chiles

My Choice:

Dakota Fanning. she can do drama and play rich at the same time, she only 18, like the book, she is really young.

                          *************THE SUSPECTS ***********

LOUIS BOGART: Linnets maid, she wants to marry an Egyption, but Linnet won't allow it.

Originally: Jane Birkin

My Choice:

Eva Green. Shes too pretty to be a maid, but with make-up this former Bond-girl can be a French maid from the thirties.

SALOME OTTERBOURNE: a crazy drunk novelists. As the movie progresses you notice she gets more pathetic.

Originally: Angela Lansbury

My Choice:

Emma Thompson. Shes THE actress for the role. no one else. end of story!!

ROSALIE OTTERBOURNE:  Salomes normal daughter;
Originally: Olivia Hussey
My Choice:

Billie Piper. A good U.K. actress and passible as Emma Thompsons mother.

MRS. MARIE Van Schular: a rich old woman that thinks everyone is her slave.

Originally: Bette Davis

My Choice:

Shirley MacLaine. Its obvious isn't it. No explination.

MS. BOWERS:  VanSchulars nursemaid ; they bicker like an old married couple but like each other deep down

Originally: the great Maggie Smith

My Choice:

Minnie Driver. She would be great at this role.

DR. LUDWICK BESSNER: a German doctor that has a few loopholes attached to his clinic that Linnet knew about.

Originally: Jack Warden

My Chioce:

Alan Rickman. Its all in the voice and look, thats all im going to say

ANDREW PENNINGTON: Linnets lawyer, co-owns Pennington & Rockford, but unbeknowst to Linnet her money pile is getting smaller and smaller but bigger and bigger in the hands of "Uncle Andrew".

Originally: George Kennedy

My Choice:

Dennis Quaid. He would be great as the fake Uncle Andrew.

MR. FERGOUSON: a poor communist that thinks the world "owes" him. falls in love with Rosalie.

Originally: Jon Finch

My Choice:

Colin Farrell.  He is the sex symbol of the world.

SIMON DOYLE:   Linnets widowed husband, was in love with now in love with Linnets money.

Originally: Simon MacCorkindale(want a name)

My choice:

Kellan Lutz. . He may be American, but he is the "unknown" talent in the movie.  

JACKIE DE BELLEFORT: Linnet's ex-bestfriend. Now that Linnets gone ...

Originally: Mia Farrow

My choice:

Natalie Portman. A great young actress, she can pull it off.

                            **********THE INVESTIGATORS************

COLONEL JOHNNY RACE:  An CIA agent trying to find a con-artist on the run down the Nile. Ends up helping Poirot in the investigation.

Originally: David Niven

My Choice:

Pierce Brosnan. James Bond is now in the CIA.

HERCULE POIROT: a Belgian private investigator.

Originally: Peter Ustinov

My Choice:

Ray Winstone. I don't know why him, but I picked him for some strange, reason of my own.

Death on the Nile                 

an  Agatha  Christie  novel

Casting - - Overboard

                                      
A rich society woman falls off her yacht and get told lies

Overboard is a movie fro made late '80s starring Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell. It is a good movie, but it could have been done better.

I want to do it better, so here it is
                                           OVERBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

BILLY PRATT: Deans redneck friend that likes to sleep around.

Jason Lee. Kind of a simple casting choice I think  

ANDREW:Joannas faithfull butler that takes so much crap from her. the "AND" at the starring credits.

David Hyde Pierce. He has always been like Roddy McDowal to me


EDITH MINTZ: Joannas rich, busy-body mother, that when Joanna goes missing, she calls Grant every day(more like every hour)

Holland Taylor. She could do more things than Katherine Helmond did in this role...

GRANT STAYTON:Joannas husband that is living off her and when Joanna goes missing he has 20 year old bikini women.

John Slattery. He is one of my "regulars". He is the only one I could really think of anyway.

DEAN PROFFIT:a hick/redneck carpenter that is struggling to make ends meet. He fixes Joannas closet in the begining and gets back at her by telling her lies about her life when she gets found.

Matt Damon. I think he could do it.

JOANNA STAYTON:a rich rude woman that falsl off her yacht and is forced to live with a poor family.

Julia Roberts. I think she could play this role well.

Casting- - Tarzan of the Apes

                                

Tarzan the Ape man is Tarzans feature debute. An action adventure novel  set in 1912, when an English expedition lands on an "unchartered" island only to find Tarzan and his apes.
but what happens to this action-adventure: it turns into a love story!

                                         

Here is my version::(from the book to screen)

LORD & LADY GREYSTOKE (TARZANS PARENTS)-Tarzans mom and dad that their ship sinks when Tarzan is just a little baby and he ends up being raised by Gorillas and the jungle.

 

Peter Krause & Stacy Haiduk. Two character actors that can act well.

PAUL D'ARNOT-A French naval officer, that Tarzan rescues from natives in the jungle. Paul teaches Tarzan even more about human civilization. He teaches him the french language, as well as how to behave as a proper white man.

Jonathan Hyde. One of my favorites, he is the actors actor. From Titanic to Anaconda in the same year, he has done it all.

WILLIAM CLAYTON-Clayton is a hunter who came on the expedition with the Porters to be their body guard or protector. After treating Tarzan poorly and with very little respect however Clayton reveals that his true motives for being there are to capture the gorillas and make a large profit off of them.

Jeremy Northam. Hes not a very big man but he can do it.

DR. PORTER-Janes old and crazy widowed dad that is on a expition to find gorillas for his book or something. Hes man favorite character in these books/films.

John Hurt. A great English actor. Hes the only one I could think of that can pull this role off.

JANE PORTER- a pretty young proper English girl, that comes from a upper-class English family that is with her fatheron his expedition. She falls for Tarzan and Clayton at the same time.

Keira Knightley.I don't know why I picked her, I just did.

TARZAN (JOHN CLAYTON)-As a baby, Tarzans parents died by a gorilla and he was raised by them and learned how to fish and hunt unmong other things. He learns alittle English from Commander D'Arnot.

Nick Ayler.This model would be in his first film. Hes really good-looking and big and looks like how I envisioned Tarzan. He could do it I think. I can see the titles And introducing ...Nick Ayler as Tarzan


So there I present you TARZAN of the Apes.

Casting: RMS TITANIC

                               

Yes. Titanic is an epic movie back in 1997. i know, its an newer movie for a remake, but this is my imagination for it, if you dont like it, don't read it.

Everyone knows the plot: a first class woman falls in love with a third class man while on the ships only voyage. Her maiden voyage with very very wealthy people.

****note: all the character based on real-life people will have their picture by the aactor************

So heres a go at TITANIC:

The real people onboard::::::::::::::::

BENJAMIN GUGGENHEIM-an American self-made billionaire that dies onboard in the grand staircase.
  
Rick Rossovich. An unknown actor that is kind of talented.


COLONEL ARCHIBALD GRACIE-an American colonel and rich billionaire. He is friends with Cal.
   
Alan Ruck. The man can do dramas too.

COLONEL JOHN JACOB ASTOR IV-The richest man on the ship. A very kind man that when the ship was sinking he gave up his life boat seat for a third class laundry woman and her 3 children. Hes my hero.
      
Thomas Gibson.Hes one of my favorites.

J. BRUCE ISMAY-The president and owner of the RMS TITANIC. He sneaks aboard a lifeboat when the ship is sinking. Nobody was around and all the women and men close were on board. I would have got on the lifeboat too, so no critizm from me.
  
Charles Shaunghessy. Can't you see him with a mustache.

THOMAS ANDREWS-the shipbuilder of Titanic, his body was never found and unknown how he died.
 
Hugh Bonneville.There is a very similar resemblense to the two men.

CAPTAIN EDWARD JOHN SMITH-The Captain of the RMS TITANIC. His body was never found either. A kind old wise man.
 
Brian Cox. I think he could do it, if he had a beard and everything.

MOLLY BROWN-The Unsinkable Molly Brown that takes Jack under her wing alittle and saves all the women that called her "vulgar" and "new money" when the ship sinks.
  
Melissa McCarthy. I like her, shes big and seems right for the role.

The fictional people:::::::::::::::::

FABRIZIO-Jacks Itailan companion. He is young and good-looking and is crushed to death by one of the funnels.

Enzo Cilenti.

LIZ CALBERTT-Roses 40 year old granddaughter. She takes care of Rose at 100

Brooke Smith. You know, the damsall-in-distress in Silence of the Lambs

SPICER LOVEJOY-Cals cold-hearted and ruthless butler/bodygaurd/fatherly figure kind of guy. He dies when the ship breaks and falls into one of the sharp metal things holding the ship together.

Jason Isaacs.He is totally ruthless and cold-hearted in the Harry Potter films.


OLD ROSE CALBERT-A 100 year old lady that was on the TITANIC and is telling her story.

Anne Rutherford. I've never seen her in a film. Shes supposed to be good, but I dont know.

BROCK LOVETT-A middle-aged man in search for the TITANIC and its story that gets Rose to tell him her story.

Josh Brolin. I like him so I put him in these kind of roles.

RUTH DEWITT-BUKATAR-Roses iron hard mother that puts her footdown about Jack.

Marcia Cross.Shes tall, red-haired, beautiful and a great actress.

CAL HOCKLEY-A rich oil tycoon that is the fiancee to Rose. He beats her and is a coward when the ship sinks.

Chris Evans.

ROSE DEWITT-BUKATAR-DAWSON-A pretty, well-to-do woman that is 17ish and has a thing for a 3rd class man.

Emma Watson.She great as a actress. This role needs to be played by a great actress

JACK DAWSON-A 3rd class man that falls in love with a 1rst class woman. Hes also an adventurer

Zac Efron.Efron just calls Jack out to me for some reason

There is my cast for the RMS TITANIC